Monday, May 25, 2009

Horror Movie Review Preview: Cursed

Coming Soon...Cursed. A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of two young adults, who, after being mauled by the beast, learn they must kill their attacker if they hope to change their fate to avoid becoming werewolves too.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Have you ever felt like you're not human anymore?

The Evolution of the Specie.

Starring Christina Ricci, Jesse Eisenberg, Milo Ventimiglia, Joshua Jackson, and Judy Greer, Cursed was nominated at the MTV Movie Awards for Best Frightened Performace by Mya in 2005.

Join us soon to see if Cursed...has bite...

A Horror Experience in the Toilet

Koji Suzuki, author of "The Ring", which was made into the 1998 Japanese horror movie Ringu, and remade in 2002 as the American The Ring, has done it again. Naturally, I'm talking about publishing another horror story...but this's printed on toilet paper.
Entitled Drop, the scary tale is set in a public restroom and is made up of 9 chapters. Each roll has several copies of the novella which runs about 3 feet of paper.

Talk about scaring the shit out of you...

Now I'm off to see if I can get a couple of rolls...

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Horror Movie Review: The Wizard of Gore (2007)

The Wizard of Gore

Directed by: Jeremy Kasten

Starring: Kip Pardue, Bijou Phillips, Crispin Glover, Jeffrey Combs, and Brad Dourif

Written by: Zach Chassler

Production Companies: Open Sky Entertainment and Sick-A-Scope

Release Date: May 17, 2007 at the Cannes Film Festival

Ah, remakes, the bread and butter of the horror genre. Sometimes they can be good. Sometimes they can do something original. But usually they are doomed to mediocrity based simply on their origins. Remakes of horror films are created based on prior films of note. Older films which pushed the envelope and put in that extra gore, that extra nudity, that extra twist, that extra shock, that extra originality to be remembered and loved. So remaking it removes that originality and often eliminates some of the twist and shock("We've seen this before.") and sometimes in today's more PC-concious Hollywood with the desire for ever widening viewing audience, some of the nudity and gore gets left out, too.
And thus Herschell Gordon Lewis's The Wizard of Gore gets turned into a sickly, pale movie.
The Wizard of Gore follows Edmund Bigelow, indy reporter of the weird as he becomes obsessed with magician Montag the Magnificent, the Wizard of Gore. Edmund is accompanied on his forays into the shocked audiences by his girlfriend Maggie and with help from Dr. Chong, Edmund begins to learn the secret behind Montag's gory show and why the audience members who are brought on stage and supposedly slaughtered only to turn up dead of similar wounds.

Kip Pardue as Edmund Bigelow wasn't as captivating as Judy Cler was in the original. I think the female protagonist was a better choice and why it was turned into Edmund I can't figure out. One element of the story would have to be altered if Kasten and Chassler had left a female protagonist in the lead of a story about misoginistic slaughter, but that is the least of our worries.

The 2007 tale loses all of those things the original had. That shock, that twist, that gore, that originality. It keeps the nudity, so at least that's something. It's odd that a movie tited The Wizard of Gore would minimalize the gore, but it did. And while there was a twist, it was one that did little to bring closure or clarity to the movie. And it took the fantasy completely out. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I will reveal that the secret is not in mysterious mind powers, but something a bit more mundane.

It's a shame, too, because Jeffrey Combs, Brad Dourif, and Crispin Glover in the same cool should it have been? Combs's role was too small, but Dourif and Glover were great. It was the script. So put them together in another film where they can go creepy crazy, and leave this flop to gather dust.

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