Sunday, May 1, 2011
Horror Movie Review: Saw VI
Starring: Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Betsy Russell, Peter Outerbridge, and Tanedra Howard
Directed by: Kevin Greutert
Written by: Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton
Production Companies: Twisted Pictures, A Bigger Boat, and Saw VI Productions
After the first two Saw films, the franchise has been declining in value with each new installment and after my disappointment with Saw V, I wasn't sure I was going to give this one a shot. But in the end I had to, just for the sake of getting the entire story...and yes that means eventually I'll check out Saw: The Final Chapter.
Saw VI completely redeemed the franchise, but it at least got a little closer to being a satisfying viewing experience.
We start off, as always, with a death game where two bankers who loan money to people knowing they couldn't afford the interest and payments are forced to slice off pounds of fat. The goal is to carve more off than the other. The one with the most poundage of flesh lives, the other dies. A nice reminder to all that the Jigsaw killings are still continuing.
Saw III where he is billed as Forensic Hoffman. He doesn't understand police work it seems, and doesn't understand the Jigsaw contraptions as seen when he tampers with one of the machines and is reprimanded and told that adjusting one things means other things need to be adjusted as well. Makes me wonder if Easton shouldn't have tried to just directly save his coworkers rather than playing the game. After all, maybe Hoffman screwed something up.
The trials for Easton were pretty interesting though, and that's the sell for a Saw film. But the appeal of the Tobin Bell Jigsaw, while still experienced in flashback, is gone for the annoyance of Hoffsaw. If only he had been killed in III rather than Amanda.
Boogeyman 2 - Tobin Bell also stars in Boogeyman 2. In an effort to overcome a debilitating phobia of the boogeyman, Laura (Danielle Savre) checks herself into a mental institution, where she seeks treatment under the watchful eye of Dr. Mitchell Allen (Tobin Bell). But, try as she might to escape the haunting memory of her parents' bloody murder at the hands of the boogeyman himself, Laura remains a prisoner of her own mind. Her greatest fears come true when the titular demon comes calling.
Hyenas - Costas Mandylor also stars in Hyenas. Meshach Taylor ("Designing Women") stars in this unimaginably horrific flick about a pack of human-hyena hybrids who, using their animal instincts and shape-shifting capabilities, prey on innocent victims and eat them alive. Some have dismissed the existence of "werehyenas" as an urban legend. But a small band of fearless hunters knows they're out there, and they're determined to slaughter every last one.
Chain Letter - Betsy Russell also stars in Chain Letter. When a group of tech-savvy high school pals receives an electronic chain letter that demands they each forward the message or face consequences, they laugh it off as an online prank and delete the posts. But when the deranged sender of the message starts hunting them down one by one, they find themselves in a fight for their lives. This tense horror film from director Deon Taylor stars Nikki Reed and Keith David.
George A. Romero's Land of the Dead - Peter Outerbridge also stars in George A. Romero's Land of the Dead. Zombie king George A. Romero returns with a fourth gruesome tale of the walking dead -- and this time, they've taken over the planet. Humans have lost the battle against the flesh eaters, and are barricaded in a walled city ruled by ruthless despots. When the zombies develop advanced military tactics, it's up to a group of mercenaries to save the living. Dennis Hopper, Simon Baker, John Leguizamo and Asia Argento star.
Saw: The Final Chapter - Tanedra Howard returns in Saw: The Final Chapter. Insane, intense cruelty is the calling card of the Jigsaw killer (Tobin Bell), whose twisted spirit and terrifying human traps -- recalled in flashbacks following his death in Saw III -- inspire another installment of the hugely successful gore franchise. Led by fellow survivor Bobby Dagen (Sean Patrick Flanery), Jigsaw's past victims band together to support each other. Cary Elwes reprises his role as Dr. Lawrence Gordon.
Feast - Marcus Dunston and Patrick Melton both also wrote Feast. When patrons at a local watering hole (including Balthazar Getty, Judah Friedlander and Eileen Ryan) are attacked by a swarm of flying gargoyle-like beasts, they're forced to work together to fight for survival in this gory horror-comedy, the product of the third season of the "Project Greenlight" series. Together they board up the windows -- the phone, however, is shot, and there is little hope as the carnage continues to mount.