Monday, May 25, 2009

Horror Movie Review Preview: Cursed

Coming Soon...Cursed. A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of two young adults, who, after being mauled by the beast, learn they must kill their attacker if they hope to change their fate to avoid becoming werewolves too.




What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Have you ever felt like you're not human anymore?

The Evolution of the Specie.

Starring Christina Ricci, Jesse Eisenberg, Milo Ventimiglia, Joshua Jackson, and Judy Greer, Cursed was nominated at the MTV Movie Awards for Best Frightened Performace by Mya in 2005.



Join us soon to see if Cursed...has bite...

A Horror Experience in the Toilet

Koji Suzuki, author of "The Ring", which was made into the 1998 Japanese horror movie Ringu, and remade in 2002 as the American The Ring, has done it again. Naturally, I'm talking about publishing another horror story...but this time...it's printed on toilet paper.
Entitled Drop, the scary tale is set in a public restroom and is made up of 9 chapters. Each roll has several copies of the novella which runs about 3 feet of paper.

Talk about scaring the shit out of you...

Now I'm off to see if I can get a couple of rolls...

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Horror Movie Review: The Wizard of Gore (2007)


The Wizard of Gore

Directed by: Jeremy Kasten

Starring: Kip Pardue, Bijou Phillips, Crispin Glover, Jeffrey Combs, and Brad Dourif

Written by: Zach Chassler

Production Companies: Open Sky Entertainment and Sick-A-Scope

Release Date: May 17, 2007 at the Cannes Film Festival

Ah, remakes, the bread and butter of the horror genre. Sometimes they can be good. Sometimes they can do something original. But usually they are doomed to mediocrity based simply on their origins. Remakes of horror films are created based on prior films of note. Older films which pushed the envelope and put in that extra gore, that extra nudity, that extra twist, that extra shock, that extra originality to be remembered and loved. So remaking it removes that originality and often eliminates some of the twist and shock("We've seen this before.") and sometimes in today's more PC-concious Hollywood with the desire for ever widening viewing audience, some of the nudity and gore gets left out, too.
And thus Herschell Gordon Lewis's The Wizard of Gore gets turned into a sickly, pale movie.
The Wizard of Gore follows Edmund Bigelow, indy reporter of the weird as he becomes obsessed with magician Montag the Magnificent, the Wizard of Gore. Edmund is accompanied on his forays into the shocked audiences by his girlfriend Maggie and with help from Dr. Chong, Edmund begins to learn the secret behind Montag's gory show and why the audience members who are brought on stage and supposedly slaughtered only to turn up dead of similar wounds.

Kip Pardue as Edmund Bigelow wasn't as captivating as Judy Cler was in the original. I think the female protagonist was a better choice and why it was turned into Edmund I can't figure out. One element of the story would have to be altered if Kasten and Chassler had left a female protagonist in the lead of a story about misoginistic slaughter, but that is the least of our worries.

The 2007 tale loses all of those things the original had. That shock, that twist, that gore, that originality. It keeps the nudity, so at least that's something. It's odd that a movie tited The Wizard of Gore would minimalize the gore, but it did. And while there was a twist, it was one that did little to bring closure or clarity to the movie. And it took the fantasy completely out. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I will reveal that the secret is not in mysterious mind powers, but something a bit more mundane.

It's a shame, too, because Jeffrey Combs, Brad Dourif, and Crispin Glover in the same movie...how cool should it have been? Combs's role was too small, but Dourif and Glover were great. It was the script. So put them together in another film where they can go creepy crazy, and leave this flop to gather dust.




Related Videos

The Wizard Of Gore

The Wizard Of Gore, the original one. Be sure to check out my review of the original.


It's Alive

Bijou Philips appeared in the 2008 remake of It's Alive, originally made in 1974.


Willard


Crispin Glover starred in this remake of the 1971 horror about a boy and his rats...Willard.


House on Haunted Hill


Jeffrey Combs starred in the 1999 remake of the 1959's House on Haunted Hill.


Halloween


Brad Dourif starred in Rob Zombie's 2007 remake of the 1974 classic Halloween.


All Souls Day

Director Jeremy Kasdan also directed All Souls Day.


Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Horror Movie Review Preview: Wizard of Gore

Coming Soon...The Wizard of Gore. Montag the Magnificent is a master illusionist who performs at underground venues, selecting female volunteers from his rave-like audiences. To their hysteria, it appears he's dismembered their bodies, but his sleight of hand has fooled them. However, female bodies show up dead from the same wounds performed on stage. Investigators are baffled, and the chase to find the killer begins.


The Wizard of Gore

What are you afraid of?

Starring Kip Pardue, Bijou Phillips, Crispin Glover, Jeffrey Combs, and Brad Dourif, The Wizard of Gore is a remake of the 1970 Herschell Gordon Lewis cult classic and premiered at the Cannes Film Festival on May 17, 2007.


Join us soon to see if The Wizard of Gore...entertains.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Horror Movie Review: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Starring: David Miller, George Wilson, Al Sklar, Gary Smith, Sharon Taylor, and J. Stephen Peace

Directed by: John de Bello

Written by: John de Bello, Costa Dillon, J. Stephen Peace, and Rick Rockwell

Release Date: October 1978

Production Company: Four Square Productions

Let's face it. You sit down to watch a movie like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, you know what you're getting into. It's not going to be serious and it's not going to be a bonanza of the best film making practices. The point here is to have fun and if the mic gets in the shot, who cares, that's kind of the point.

What you have here is a spoof of the great sci-fi radioactive monster movies. It directly spoofs The Blob and Jaws, but you can find similarities to such greats as Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) and Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman.




The government, trying to create a better tomato, accidentally created mutant killer tomatoes. They are predominantly normal sized tomatoes with the ability to kill, but there are also a few giant tomatoes, stronger and deadlier. They are devious, crawling up through plumbing to catch housewives unaware and coming from under the ocean waves to kill unsuspecting swimmers. In response, the government puts together a special force to combat the tomato menace: disguise master Sam Smith, Lt. Wilbur Finletter, and lead by Mason Dixon. Meanwhile, journalist Lois Fairchild tries to get to the bottom of the tomato scourge while Ted Swan tries to spin the chaos for the president.



The jokes are funny and un-PC. "Technically sir, tomatoes are fags."
"He means fruits."

The gags are slapstick and silly, and in the end...it's a great deal of fun. Yes, the effects are cheesey, but they're supposed to be. Sit back and let the tomfoolery...or would that be tomato-foolery...take you away.

Related Videos


Return of the Killer Tomatoes

J. Stephen Peace returned as Lt. Finletter in Return of the Killer Tomatoes!.


The Blob

One of the inspirations for Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...The Blob.



Attack of the 50 ft. Woman

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Attack of the Giant Leeches

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Horror Movie Review: Black Sheep

Black Sheep

Starring: Nathan Meister, Peter Feeney, Danielle Mason, Tammy Davis, and Tandi Wright

Director: Jonathan King

Written by: Jonathan King

Release Date: September 10, 2006

Awards: the Audience Award and the Special Jury Prize at the Gérardmer Film Festival, and the Achievement in Make-Up Design in Film and Achievement in Sound Design in Film awards at the New Zealand Film and TV Awards.




Two brothers inherit a sheep farm in New Zealand. One brother, Henry, suffers from a debilitating fear of sheep. The other, Angus, is a bit of an ass. So Henry returns to the family for one reason...sell his portion to older brother Angus.




But as sheep farmers around the world know, things don't go quite as planned. First the Oldfield farm is visited by Grant and Experience, animal rights activists out to let the Oldfield know they disapprove of their practices. Grant ends up stealing a biological sample being sent to be disposed of, but in escaping the security, Grent falls and breaks the cannister. Thus the horror begins as the creature in the container bites Grant and shambles off to bite other sheep. The result? Killer sheep and weresheep!


As you can guess with anything containing killer sheep, Black Sheep is horror comedy. Like when farm hand Tucker asks Henry, "What about the sheep?" and Henry responds, "Fuck the sheep." Tucker's response is perfect, "No time for that, bro. Go, go, go!"

It's also got some good gore as Experience and Henry try and cross the sheep infested farm witnessing countless sheep eating people.

The genetically engineered sheep of Angus's employee Dr. Rush keep the thrills and chills going. Just don't watch this film before going out to feed your sheep...trust me.


Related Trailers

Peter Feeney, who played Angus Oldfield, appears in the vampire film 30 Days of Night


Black Sheep writer and director jonathan King co-wrote The Tattooist.


Black Sheep reminded me of the Aussie creature feature Razorback. Unfortunately it seems only available in Region 2 and 4 formats. When will a distributor release it in Region 1 format?


Sunday, April 5, 2009

Horror Movie Review Preview: Black Sheep

Coming Soon...Black Sheep. An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm.



Get ready for the Violence of the Lambs!

Get the flock out of here!

There are 40 million sheep in New Zealand... and they're pissed off!

A new breed of comedy horror

The sheep on this farm have turned to the baaaaaad side

Shear terror!

Starring Nathan Meister, Peter Feeney, Danielle Mason, Tammy Davis, and Tandi Wright, Black Sheep won the Audience Award and the Special Jury Prize at the Gérardmer Film Festival, and the Achievement in Make-Up Design in Film and Achievement in Sound Design in Film awards at the New Zealand Film and TV Awards.



Join us soon to see what the flock is up with...Black Sheep